You see a computer named Compé. It is sitting on a desk. A black haired head comes into view. The body attached to the head takes a seat on the stool [insert stool scoot sound effect here] in front of the desk. He clicks the EMAIL icon as he sings,
"WHO'S THAT GUY
CHECKIN HIS EMAIL
IT'S KEVMAN THAT'S WHO
CHICKA WOW WOW."
After his song is over, Kevman reads an email.
"Dear Kevin Levin,
The other day I went to see my cousins. They're little. And annoying. And my mom made me babysit them so she and Auntie Mildred could go shopping. Have you ever had to deal with annoying kids that eat crayons?
Jerry Thompson, Louisville, MO." [He pronounces it "Lewisville, Moe."]
Kevman hits the reply button, then types a response. He reads it out loud so you don't have to look over his shoulder, even though you are looking over his shou